Single female seeks whiny man for shouting matches, hustling and future divorce.
I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, Marmite, petty-theft, cake and self-righteous indignation.
I was asked a while ago to list my personal value structures, only to come to the surprising realisation that I have none whatsoever.
I have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorising useless statistics and chuckling at my own mean-spirited,...
"Hello, Carla here, waiting to showcase my sexual exploits and have more fun. I love running, going to the gym for a weekly exercise to stay fit and in shape. I love eating any kind of foods, especially those meaty ;). I love the outdoors as much as the indoors, especially inside my room. I love to laugh with my friends, of course not alone as I'll think I am...
Hey, I've recently come out of a long relationship so I'm not in the frame of mind to go on dates, but I do have needs, and the needs can only be met by someone I have a connection with - could that be you? I'm a busy girl with a full on career, I work hard but miss the playing harder - I like it hard! I love live...
Hi, I'm looking for a smart, intelligent, sexy man with a nice athletic build for clean safe & discreet no strings fun. Anywhere between about 23 and 46 would be nice. A man who is good with his hands & knows how to take his time :-) No married guys or guys with girlfriends please. Message me on here & we'll see where things go from there x
I once had sex in a dark and cold room with a very submissive man, I belong to a lifestyle that involves Bondage. My interest includes roleplaying, tease and denial, wax and needle play, spanking, strapon, and crossdressing. I am looking for a man that could enjoy being dominated and will to undergo training.
Alrighty! ;) Looking to venture into the world of swinging. I'm from Glasgow but recently moved to London :)
I'm a creative wee soul really - love music and going to gigs! Sucker for an accent, especially Irish! But partial to many others - Kiwi, Aussie, Welsh - to name a few! Oh, and guys who can speak another language, ridiculously hot!
I'm a bit of a laugh really -...
Classy lady looking to have fun. Curvy (size 18) lady looking for a professional gentleman with finesse in and out of the bedroom, who knows how to treat a woman. Ideally looking for fwb with a guy for a mutually respectful discreet & fun relationship. Also appreciate honesty.
Love tall guys and what can I say - I'm a sucker for blue eyes x
Strictly non smokers and max 45....
small bubbly great sense of humour work hard and play harder so need someone with loads of energy to keep up. im 5 2 slim great sense of humour and hugh sex drive. I am also caring and affectionate with the right person. I like to get to know a little about the person I conect with and when I do they will never forget me
43 Not 42. ps have no clue what this "very large" is about, can not see it my end
Out going, friendly, lot of guys say i am funny.
get to know me if you want to know more
Just to let you know so you don't waste your time if you email me with no profile pic it don't come to me, it stays in my filter, so don't...
I prefer younger men, but have not had the opportunity to socialise with a much younger man.I love black guys, and can be very naughty with the right man.
I am interested in getting to know someone first, and taking things slowly.
I am professional, but currently taking a break to do my Masters, so have more spare time on my hands.
I like bars, night-clubs and contemporary music.